everdreamingheart:

J.K. Rowling should have published The Cuckoo’s Calling under the pseudonym Mark Winjiglo and then revealed in a very Tom Riddle-esque way that it is actually an anagram that says, “I am J.K. Rowling.”

(Source: englishh-rose)

(Source: swagbat)

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri)

pirikko:

why won’t you just believe 

pirikko:

why won’t you just believe 

plays

the-world-is-a-corner:

dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS

"GET READY. FOR. NITPICKING."

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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(Source: sharksylph)

deerkick:

this is going on my door

(Source: karen-o)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang)

I haven’t actually watched Supernatural in a while but I was doodling and it turned into a Dean.

I haven’t actually watched Supernatural in a while but I was doodling and it turned into a Dean.