tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

iguanamouth:

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Anonymous sent: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

syfycity:

His face says “That’s a bummer but it sounds about right”

syfycity:

His face says “That’s a bummer but it sounds about right”

everdreamingheart:

J.K. Rowling should have published The Cuckoo’s Calling under the pseudonym Mark Winjiglo and then revealed in a very Tom Riddle-esque way that it is actually an anagram that says, “I am J.K. Rowling.”

(Source: englishh-rose)

(Source: spookbat)

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri)

pirikko:

why won’t you just believe 

pirikko:

why won’t you just believe 

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the-world-is-a-corner:

dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS

"GET READY. FOR. NITPICKING."

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.